Nukeman from Iranistan to write letter to Pope

Breaking all taboos in Iranistan, the supreme leader will take quill to paper
and ink another letter to be delivered across borders to the Pope.

No one knows what the letter may contain. Speculation among anonymous sources
speculate that it will contain things that could not be contained in a phone call
or a face-to-face meeting.

It will be delivered in a lead shielded box with a "timer" attached to record
the time spent in transit. Also it will contain a cell phone with external
antenna "trigger" model speculated to assist the Pope should he wish to respond
by phone.

The Pope will be addressed by the typical formal Iranistan title "Supreme
Infidel".

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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is writing a letter to Pope Benedict, following an unprecedented letter to US President George W Bush earlier this month, a newspaper said on Thursday. “President Ahmadinjad’s second letter is for Pope Benedict and will be sent in the next days,” Jomhuri-ye Eslami newspaper, which is close to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, quoted unnamed sources as saying. Iranian officials were not available to comment.